I thought about doing many a thing for my blog post today, a review, a heartfelt passage, a whole article on my dog, but I'm going to go do something a little easier; TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY LOVE FOR J-HUTCH (Just his physical attributes for today, ladies)
He only has one flaw...(in my opinion anyway, I'm sure a shorter girl wouldn't mind all that much)... He's only 5"7! Just a little shorter than me. I'll just never wear heels around you, it's fine Joshy, I'll do it for you. Now we have the bad stuff out of the way, let's move on to his best attributes.
HIS TEETH ARE AMAZING WHAT THE HELL DEAR GOD. If you know me personally, you'll know I look for three things in a potential boyfriend (which Josh is soon to be) and they are 1) Taller than me. As I said before, we can get past that. 2) Have good teeth. CHECK. Finally, 3) Be older. We've also got that covered. When he speaks his little Kentucky-ien(?) accent it's so cute and his teeth just make me feel all fuzzy inside.
Lastly, his Jaw; HNG. It could cut diamonds. It is actually, like no mess, perfection. His whole face makes me so happy. His eyes, also, they're so cute and browny/green and lovely and just OMG.
P.S It annoys me when people are like 'oh wow who is Josh Hutcherson the one from The Hunger Games?' YES HE HIS FROM THE HUNGER GAMES BUT HE'S ALSO BEEN IN SO MANY GOOD AND SUCCESSFUL AND FUNNY AND GREAT FILMS SO JUST BACK OFF
:)
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