Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes:

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Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes. Hmmmm. Ryan Gosling is my one true love who will come to the North West of England soon enough and whisk me away some place sunny. But for now, he's settling for Eva Mendes, urgh. Some may say I'm 'reviewing' their relationship and slating it because I'm jealous, (I AM SO JEALOUS) but I actually have a few valid points to say about this pairing. 

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First off; age. Ryan Gosling is known for going for the older ones, with Rachael McAdams being 2 years older, and Sandra Bullock being....... 16 years older, I wouldn't have expected anything else. Ryan's a good, productive, healthy 31, and Eva is 38. WHY O WHY. He could have just about any girl in the whole entire universe, yet he chooses someone with a slightly wrinkly face. Sure, Eva Mendes is an attractive nearly 40 year old, but he could do so much better. 

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Shudder. Aesthetics, secondly. I don't think they look good together. Ryan Gosling is more rough, unorthodox and original I guess? Eva, on the other hand, is safe, classic and just... boring. Take music tastes, for example. I'm assuming Ryan likes the music that he plays himself, so with that estimation in mind, all I can visualise is Eva Mendes covering her ears at a Dead Man's Bones (Ryan Gosling and Zach Shield's band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGakxDyjwzc) concert and demanding to leave. Everything about the  pair makes me wince. 

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To conclude: Meh, I'm not seeing it at all. I'll think of you and Carey Mulligan smooching in a lift or Michelle Williams cuddling into you on a bus, just not this. Here's an idea Mr Gosling: Go for someone younger. 

I wish you all the best, but please for the love of all things fair, break up!!

 I shall be waiting, Ryan.....